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When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.
I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.
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When the front of a Truck/Suv is lifted higher than the rear. No purpose for towing, off-roading , etc. Your girlfriend likes it
That dude with the Carolina Squat just stole my girlfriend
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a large spot of cum on one's blue ae tank.
a taquito dick dropping.
yo shayna what's on your shirt? oh that's just cum squat. no biggie......
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Sexual Act:
The woman is on top of the Man. The man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. The partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. He or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.
Images:
Hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.
Vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.
1: Dude, last night I was so horny man, and she made my day!
2: Dude, Blow job? Just a handie?
1: Better, the squat job, man..
2: Squat Job??
1: Yeah, she's on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your cock. Like fucking a taco, that's hardshell!
1: Ftwtf, that's awesome!
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A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.
Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!
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"I cannot do diddly squat without hearing all these leftists complain about something new every hour
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When you put an extreme amount of weight on a squat rack that even a body builder can’t squat. Then you put it On your shoulders and go down about 1 inch and come back up and rack the bar, and everyone in the gym is recording you and hyping you the fu*k up.
“ Bro I’m diesel, I squatted 700 lbs “
“Dude your not diesel, that was a NESP squat”
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