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A friend who treats you better than your own blood aka family. Strawberry jello is thicker than blood.
My family did not visit me in the hospital once thank for being my strawberry jello.
To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
A ginger with a small dick, used primarily as an insult
Be quiet "Strawberry Shortdick."
The art of blowing out an asshole during anal sex
I gave my mom a sad strawberry for mother’s day
An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.
Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.
A shawty with strawberry blonde hair
“damn boiii!!! did you see that strawberry shawtycake tessa? so fine!”