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A selfie taken without regard for safety, warning signs, clear danger, or common sense. Examples include Panther Protagonist, Yosemite Yokels, and Polish in Portugal.
Did you hear about the couple who stood on the edge of a cliff in Yosemite to take a picture? It ended up being a Suicide Selfie as they fell a thousand feet to their death.
Yesterday another person took a suicide selfie. A man was traveling on a train from Mumbai to Goa in India and fell out of the moving train while attempting to take a selfie, resulting in his death. When will people learn?
Yet again, this July 4th 2020, a visitor to the Grand Canyon decided the view was to good to resist. She then walked to the edge of Mather Point, pulled out her cell phone, and ended up taking a Suicide Selfie, falling over 100 feet to her picturesque demise.
A murder that is crudely faked to look like a suicide.
mobster 1: "Dimitri killed himself."
mobster 2: "Bummer"
mobster 1: "Yeah he shot himself in the back of the head. Twice."
mobster 2: "Fucking Moscow suicide."
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1) an act organized suicide
2) a metaphor for going absolutely balls to the wall crazy at a rave
1) "The group of friends committed 720 suicide."
2) "Those guys busted went 720 suicide last night."
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A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.
Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.
"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."
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The act of deficating on your partner's chest, then wiping them off with the pages of the koran...
I started to give my girlfriend a suicide bomb, but was afraid of the wrath of Allah.
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Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.
Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.
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A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.
Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.
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