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usually used by alpha male to their subordinates or anybody that seems to be gay-ish, or real life gay, or when they toss salad
awie n zam r batman n robin, they tossed salad every night
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When you ejaculate on a girls face and stick a wash cloth over it giving the appearance of a mask. Once this step is complete, the younger and smaller homie jumps out the closet for round two.
Did you batman and robin that hoe last night??
"Hell yeah we rocked the b and r. I batman'd that hoe and lil jimmy busted out the bathroom and went robin on her!"
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The reason Batman can do whatever he wants and is unstoppable. Found kn the famous YouTube HISHE. Basically an excuse to do anything you want, but only if you are Batman, because Batman is the best.
Note: occasionally Batman finds others who also fight over saying “because I’m” or “I’m”. I sampled include:
Yondu “Im Mary Poppins y’all”
Groot “I am Groot”
Thanos “I am inevitable”
Iron Man “and I am Iron Man”
Captain America “I am Steve Rogers”
Captain America “I can do this all day”
Spider-Man “I’m your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”
Mario “it’s a me, a Mario”
Superman: “dude how did you survive that nuke?”
Batman: “Because I’m Batman!”
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What Carmen likes to say instead of ahuevo.
Daniel: ¿Vamos a comer pescado hoy?
Carmen: Abuelita de Batman
when you are so hungover or high that no one can understand what you are saying
person 1:ima b at ma houz ind sliep fur bout tin hurs....
person 2:man you're trippin balls. you must really be feelin' like batman. i can't understand shit you're saying.
person 1: hehehe wubevr dueede
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"Wanna go out for drinks?"
"Nah, I wanna Batman G-shock"
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