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Slap the Ham

Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.

Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.

by hamslapper March 3, 2015

28๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunning ham

The act of watching porn on your cellphone while taking a shit and then shooting your load all over the shit before flushing.

"I was watching Dawson's Crack last night and so had to pull a cunning ham."

by abg2011 December 1, 2011

88๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ham Wallet

A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).

Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)

by Tom Kuhns November 19, 2005

303๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glazed Ham

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.

Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.

by Bodgy Brothers June 15, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham sandwich

slang in police lexicon, meaning an untainted handgun a corrupt cop will have ready to plant on a suspect they've shot. Prevalent in New Orleans culture, during the militant state in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. (seen on PBS' Frontline)

My partner used to carry around a ham sandwich to pin on some poor fucker they might shoot down.

by giraffe-o August 26, 2010

386๐Ÿ‘ 200๐Ÿ‘Ž


press ham

to press one's bare ass up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.

Every time we see a school bus on the road, we pass it and press ham.

by brandon hall December 1, 2005

57๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham bag

Female version of teabag

Brendan was so drunk he passed out and Mandy ham bagged him

by Mandy Brown April 10, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž