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I think herpes

You literally think about "I think herpes"

IN A CONVERSATION YOU WOULD START OFF SAYING "I THINK HERPES". NOW YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS.

by D El de ton. April 11, 2020


Herpe Heathen

Her/py/He/than; Herpe Heathen-- Just like any other offensive name, a Herpe Heathen is a name often referred to a very well "Bitchy" person. Which for any one this can go more than one way depending on how you use it.

Jessica- "Wow! you are such a queer."
Vanessa-"Shut up you fucking herpe heathen!"

Dick-" You got what from who!? Sad to say man, but you are official a herpe heathen.

by Shloopz January 4, 2017


herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 19, 2016


herpe hole

Any orifice of the body that is infected with herpes, although usually refers to the genitalia.

Person A: "Um, so can I crash at your place tonight?"
Person B: "What's wrong with yours?"
Person A: "My skank-ass roommate is going to be getting a dick rammed into her herpe hole"

by duchess of bong hits April 6, 2011


Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 10, 2013


Street herpe

The filth that roams the street usually fighting Lucifer or some demonic portal.
Very contagious.
Spreads by not giving a fuck
Once you have it or are it, it's hard to come back.
Damn Tweakers.

"We were driving down the street and a street herpe approached the car and it asked for some change" "I think it touched the car, does your car have street herpes now?" *throws glass bottle at street herpe "that's the cure to street herpes, breaking glass on street herpes."

by Das byrd pyrate July 20, 2020


Herpes cave

A deep painful abyss of sores

I woke up and immediately knew i took a trip down herpes cave.

by Rick O' Shea May 13, 2018