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Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to give a fuck about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. This unfortunate component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.
Girl: He broke my heart for no reason! He said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! What's wrong with him?!
Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.
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When two separate couples are having sex and using condoms, the men roll their condoms off themselves and switch condoms with each other.
The porn I was watching was weird enough, then all of a sudden there was a coat switching in the middle of a foursome.
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during the act of intercourse from the rear, the man fakes an orgasm by spitting on her back, and then letting her have it in the face once she turns around.
i gave that whore the bait and switch when i blew my muck in her grill!
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When a group of men (presumably gay men) form a circle and put one thumb in his mouth and the other thumb in the guy's rectum in front of him. At some point, the men switch thumbs. Hmmm....nutty.....
At the campfire, the guys formed a circle and did the Michigan Switch.
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A cord or extension of rope that hangs from one's rectum.
Fred: Hey Bill, what's that string coming out of the back of your pants?
Bill: Don't touch that man, that's my dungle switch...
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Flipping the On Switch is the act of going from lethargy to productivity, but more so in self-improvement than in other ventures, save for buisness. A mental tactic to change one's personality from simpering to being forthcoming and stalwart. Similar to the saying "Kicking it in Gear".
Guy 1: "Ben's performance in the last quarter was pretty bad, but look at him today, his sales are through the roof!"
Guy 2: "Yeap, he must have Flipped the On Switch"
"I really had issues, going from laziness and lieing, making everyone else do things for me and being an all out bum. Then I discovered Flipping the On Switch and I feel great, no laziness, all go-getting ability and nothing but the truth!"
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Originated from N64's "James Bond", after a good or "gangster" kill occurs, the victim is referred to as being "switch-tittied".
Note: Also refers to the winner of the round being blasted in the chest, point blank, with a gas powered pellet gun.
1: "You just got switch-tittied by a proxy mine"
2: "Remember when you got hella switch-tittied?
3: "You mother fucker, Im going to switch-titty you": BANG, "fuck, i just got switch-tittied"
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