intrusive sex thoughts

It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.

I have intrusive sex thoughts. Fear me!

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Thottie thoughts

Deep abnormal thoughts. Usually thought of when high or buzzed. Can consist of sex, murder, love, etc.

Bruh if God created the heavens and the universe then who created God?

Bruh... You having some thottie thoughts nigga damn

Thought Pirate

When a colleague coopts your ideas as their own for purposes of demonstrating their own value, intelligence, or worth. The opposite of “Thought Leader”

Bill just talked about all the ideas I shared with him in our meeting as if they were his. Total Thought Pirate.

thought poacher

A thought poacher consciously takes someone's thought and presents it as though it is their own. To poach a thought, one must be aware of its source when elocuting it.

"She stole my hep idea, that dag-blasted thought poacher."

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

Earnest Gay Thoughts

Jay Malsky. Liberal actor. Also known as "The Jerk Who Yelled In Disney World's Hall of Presidents".

Me: I just saw a video of a guy yelling "Lock Him Up!" at Trump's robot in the Hall of Presidents today.
Brook: Who yelled?
Me: Earnest Gay Thoughts. Real name: Jay Malsky.

thought diversity

People bring different cultures, backgrounds, and personalities to the table and those differences shape how they think. Some people are analytical thinkers, while others thrive in creative zones. Some are meticulous planners, and others love spontaneity. By mixing up the types of thinkers in a group you increase 'thought diversity'

Davids unique background, upbringing and experiences gave him better 'thought diversity' on the topic than some of his more closed minded peers.