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Sexual games involving elements of Sicilian traditional seafood cuisine, mainly slimy creatures.
Cristian got into prawn porn when he first met Betty the sexy calamari.
The act of putting a scary image in the middle of a porn video so as to scare a guy and totally make them never watch porn again.
Dude I had this porn scare lasts night of this monster from Insidious and almost ripped my penis off!!
A pornography of 2 or more males having sex. It's like normal porn but with men.
Alex: Hey, stefan want to go watch some gay porn and masturbate together?
Stefan: Sure but, I am kinda horny want to have sex after that?
Alex: Sure, but I have to be on top.
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In beer nerd circles, a photo of one's beer collection. Usually consisting of rare or hard to find beers. Often times, it features close ups of labels or brewery logos. Can also be close ups of a poured beer, though less common.
I just posted new beer porn pics of all the Dark Lord Imperial Stout I bought at the festival.
(many close ups of the sweet Dark Lord label)
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Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...
Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.
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Becoming desensitized to porn after watching/reading too much of it.
Jim had been surfing his favourite porn sites but began to suffer from porn fatigue after a couple of hours.
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A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.
I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.
This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
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