Olive Oil

A nickname for an amazing friend. Her real name is Olivia. She will spontaneously break out into dance and continuing dancing for 5+ hours. If you are her roommate, you will not last more than a week. She will eat you alive. She talks about fandoms like Hamilton, Steven Universe, and camp camp. Her diet consists of waffles and human children. She is secretly a bottle of Olive Oil.

Olive Oil wouldn't stop dancing last night. I got zero sleep because of her terrible singing. She starting to make waffles at 3 in the morning.

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Oil Change

It's where you suck a dick til orgasm, keep it in your mouth, then blow it in the asshole, then feltch it back out and swallow. I don't advise it.

Damn I need an Oil Change.

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Oil Head

A person who smokes ridiculous amounts of hash oil. A hash oil junkie.

Damn bro, your an oil head. This guy never puts that oil dome down, what an oil head.

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Oil Change

The act of a man inserting his penis into a woman's anal cavity and pulling it out with poop on the head of his penis, then inserting it into another woman's anal cavity, thus causing some sort of exchange of bodily fluids

Man, he gave me a real good oil change!!

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flaxseed oil

The term used for device used in a total, complete, flabbergastingly masterfully delivered lie. Another rung on the ladder to the pull-off of a grand falsehood, to use a flaxseed oil usually means substituting one person for another or replacing one substance with another.

Derived from Barry Bonds and his testimony to one grand jury or another as defence against the accusations of him using steroids.

Craig: "Dude, why the fuck did you get hammered at my wedding reception!? I fuckin' told you that Jason was bad news!"

Steve: "Man, I totally thought that wine was grape juice. My bad. Plus, I don't even think Jason came, I was with...uh...Mike."

FLAXSEED OIL STRIKES AGAIN.

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Oil spill

A while after you have jacked off u ejaculate some after-jizz in your pants causing uncomfortable awkwardness amongst you self

Guy 1: Dude whats with the wet spot.

Sexy man 2: Oh its nothing..

Guy 2: Holy shit bro that an oil spill hahah!!

Guy 1: You would know what that looks like.

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pachowli oil

Fragrant body oil for hippie dogs.

That poodle reminds me of the 60's. Must be her pachowli oil.

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