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Much like faeces slowly exiting the anus in the style of the 'Turtle's head,' popping in and out before you are able to pass matter, the Turtle Grape is when one pushes a grape from their pursed mouth in this motion.
This can be done to comically imitate the suppression of a popping out poo.
"Hey Tilly. check it out, I'm crapping this grape out of my mouth like a Turtle's Head"
-"Oh yeah, it's a Turtle Grape ahahahaah!"
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your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell
(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
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When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!
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1.) What you would have if you were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
2.) Something you know you wish you had!
1.) "Wow, Timmy has Turtle Power, he must be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!"
2.) "Aww, I wish I had Turtle Power too." 'goes off and attempts to stitch a turtle to his back'
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When something inexplicable happens, or you don't want to explain something, you can use "Sea Turtles" as a stand in.
'Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island'
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
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A dress that is so short, you can almost see the woman's vagina aka snapper.
"Dude, did you see that chick in the turtle dress standing at the bar"?
"What's a turtle dress"?
"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!
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When you think it's a fart but actually a small piece of poo slides out.
Becky, I've been sitting through Mr. Wheeler's class with a turtle nugget the whole time.
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