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"Ignite Toast" known for the best youtuber on social media
Fan#1: Hey have you heard about this youtuber called Ignite Toast?
Fan#2: Yeah why?
Fan#1: He's the best!
Fan#2: I think we all know that already lol😂
A person who after hearing a toast proceeds to add his/her own toast before drinking. This is rude and annoying. If you want to say a toast just wait for your turn.
Man1: "I would like to drink this for our children!"
(everybody but one person drinks up)
Grandma: "Yeah, and I wish that these children grow up as good and loving as we did..."
Man2: "Haha, grandma is such a toast hijacker!"
The Toast of the Peak is the perfect toast, because fuck burnt toast, It is a perfect golden-brown with a perfect well-levelled layer of butter, and 3 THICC globs of nutella in the middle.
Mum: " Do YoU WaNt SoMe ToAsT!"
Me: "I'lL MaKe It BeCaUsE I MaKe It ThE tOaSt Of ThE pEaK!"
When you vomit upon your and your partner's genitals during intercourse.
He performed the old "beans and toast" with her last night and then needed a towel.
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This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.
First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.
Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.
Greg: What?...
Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.
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close buddies, best pals, etc. Like "two peas in a pod" or some other random tree-hugging crap like that.
Bob and Sara have been a couple forever. It seems like for as long as I can remember, they've been tight as toast.
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To overdo something. Make something gawdy.
Your design was really cool until you black-toasted it with a drop shadow.
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