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A bit like Tomato soup, but with Orange in it
"Mmmmmm, doesn't this Tomato and Orange soup taste just like Tomato soup except with a hint of orange?"
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The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*
When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.
Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.
A used tampon.
Usually a man who likes to lick or suck on used tampons can be said to be "smoking the tomato skin cigar".
If there is an overwhelming score rating discrepancy between the movie critics and the audience, the audience score is more trustworthy.
A: Bro did you see that overwhelmingly positive score for that movie Cuties?
B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.
when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.
Yo bro I made some tomato-cream soup this morning