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This happens when you make a twitter and say to yourself "im not even gonna use this" but then you end up tweeting about every single stupid thing in your life.
It is possible to have a Twitter with out catching the Twitter Syndrome.
But be warned, 4 out of 5 people have Twitter Syndrome.
(Twitter page)
john: i just woke up, hope its a good day!
john: headed off to school bleh ...
john: man i hate math class!
john: yes finally switching classes im going to see her<3
john: cant stop thinking about her<3
mike: GODDAMNIT JOHN NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE YOU DUMB CUNT! damn twitter syndrome >:(
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People on twitter who pose as celebrities claiming they are fake and it is only a Joke, with people such as the Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift. People who do not like being hurt should join.
I'm a fake on twitter.
That guy is a twitter fake he's a Nick, go after him.
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A person who a) did not receive enough attention from mommy and daddy as a child or b) does not receive enough attention from fellow peers during a normal day and feels the need to compensate by tweeting their every thought in hopes that people in the twittersphere will "favorite" or "retweet" their prosaic ideals of modern society.
Jill: Hey Becky did you see all of my tweets yesterday?
Becky: Yea the 27 about your boyfriend, best friend, and every little thing that happened at school, they were really cute.
Jamarquis: Damn no one gives a $h!t you twitter thirsty bitches!
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One who spends all day trying to follow and be followed on Twitter.
Are you following Susie? Hell no, she's such a Twitter ho.
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Noun: When a person spends all his or her time creating an imaginary life on twitter, instead of actually doing anything or interacting with anyone.
Yeah, he spent the entire party in the corner twittering about how great the party was, instead of actually talking to anyone. So much for a real life, he's only got a twitter life.
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1. The act of sexting on twitter. The equivalent of public sex if your account isn't protected. also known as twexting.
2. The act of saying lewd things to each other on twitter.
1. @hotgirl: @randomguy I so wanna have twitter sex, right now.
@randomguy: @hotgirl But I'm scared.
2. @hotguy: @sexygirl you have huge tits. I wanna suck em.
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a paedophilic group of twitter users who have no knowledge of football whatsoever. they hid behind player fan accounts and use nonsense vocabulary such as 'scrumptious dub idolo hth'. these nonces spam images of AFTV robbie memes with captions such as 'mashallah that was a massive dub habibi' and 'had to get nude to celebrate this dub bossman'.
football twitter is a scrumptious dub idolo hth.
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