water wank

Water wank is when an individual of either sex masturbates in water during a bath/shower.

Liam-"Jack what took you so long in the bath?"

Jack-"Oh sorry, I was just having a water wank."

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Pan Water

Pan water is the only hope of hydration you have when the gaff runs out of cups, a pan filled with water for the boys to drink from.

Oi mate pass that pan over here the now am needing some pan water

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Water-done

A state of inebriation in which an individual should only drink water for the rest of the night if he/she intends to not suffer from severe alcohol poisoning.

Ethan: stumbles and knocks over a large birdbath while puking

Robert: "Hey man, why don't you sit over here and just drink this water. I don't think you need anymore beer tonight."

Ethan: "*incomprehensible gibberish*, I'M WATER-DONE!!!"

Robert: "That's right buddy your water-done."

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water fucking

Having sexual intercourse in water- whether a pool, lake, ocean, hot tub, etc.

Cindy and Glenn were water fucking last night in the hot tub.

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fart water

when you fart in a pool, hot tub, bathtub, etc. causing a stinky bubble bath.

"Dude, I had horrible gas last night when we were in the hot tub. We were soaking in fart water!"

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testing waters

feeling it out; trying out for the first time.

SELLING MY SHIRT FOR 5 BUCKS OBO TESTING WATERS.

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water leaf

The large classic pot plant leaf. Not very affective to smoke. Generally thrown away.

Look at this huge water leaf I cut off my plant.

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