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When you walk into a local school function, and you can’t help but notice that the cups used to drink alcohol are red solo cups.
Terry walked into his New Year’s Eve party, only to realize that it was a red solo cup party. Terry got brain in five minutes.
National Chase Your Bf Out The Door Day
Peyton:I’m leaving you threw the ball at me after i threw it at everyone else
Rhegan: Dont fear it’s national chase your bf out the door day
October 31st 2019 Party
An orgy where every1 buttfuck and lick eachothers assholes. a sight to behold!
Shaniqua: HEY YA'LL! WANNA HAVE A BUTTSEX YUM-YUM PARTY!!
Everyone at the club: jesus christ monkey balls, someone call the fbi
Grant-I went to a Bangin New Year’s Party
Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties
This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.
Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.
Tyrant: Not following you there bud.
Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.
Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
Has Fibbage 4, Roomerang, Nonsensory, Quixort (fuck Quixort) and Junktopia.
Dude 1: Hey wanna play some Jackbox Party Pack 9?
Dude 2: as long it isn't Quixort.
The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).
You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!
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