Jelqtopia

A place similar to heaven, but for the cool men who jelq everyday.
only the best jelqer's who jelq until their dick is like a tree branch get to go

Yutaka: why wont Chris O'Neill, the god of jelqing not let me in?
Cory: Because you suck at jelqing, anyone who jelqs for 9 hours per day gets into Jelqtopia!

Pissbaby

A person/kid that whines, complains, and cries over very little shit

Gerald: Have you seen Jeremy?
Josh: Yeah, what a little pissbaby
Jeremy: why could you say that?! im just trying to be cool!

Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo

When you stick your foot in a girls asshole and start thrusting it in a kicking motion, like a kangaroo

"Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her."

Buttsex Yum-Yum party

An orgy where every1 buttfuck and lick eachothers assholes. a sight to behold!

Shaniqua: HEY YA'LL! WANNA HAVE A BUTTSEX YUM-YUM PARTY!!
Everyone at the club: jesus christ monkey balls, someone call the fbi