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What you say when something goes very bad. Sometimes used as an excuse to get out of trouble.
I didn't kill that girl! I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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An alcoholic beverage originated in Michigan that is extremely potent yet undeniably delicious at the same time. The recipe is as follows: 12 beers, 1 fifth of citrus flavored vodka, and 2 cans of concentrated limeade. It is an off-shoot of the party drink Pink Panty Droppers, which uses Pink Lemonade as the flavoring ingredient. Limeade is a stronger flavor therefore it more efficiently cuts the distinct flavor of alcohol, making the drinker unaware of the amount of alcohol actually being consumed.
"Man, Matt came to the party with some Prime Time Lime Slime and everybody got wasted! We got completely slimed!"
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I am the BOAT the Best of All Time. I can do every thing the best and better than you. I am the best at: Fish eating , Hunger ending, bear Killing, Wife sexing, Door Bell ringing, Drill drilling, Cap Piping, Bird Chirping, Moon Watching, Lego Avoidance, Restroom Sign Hanging, Soda Refilling, Three point Shooting, Microwave using, Pillow Fighter, cigarette lighter, Charcoal igniter, Suicider, Tooth Brusher, Tree Hugger (but not before the date), Bleach Drinker, Arabic Singer, Love Creator, $$$ Maker, Nature Mother, Baby Boomer, Body Glitterer, Carpet Spinner, Police Inforcer, LA Lawyer, Perfume Buyer, Consistent Lair, Hand Signer, Deaf Wisperer, Close Eyed Seer, Puppet master, Back Waxer, Cartoon Watcher, Pillow Talker, and Coma User. I am the Greatest at all things that have ever been things I am even the best at being Bill Cosby. My Name Is Kendrick Keller and I an simply The Best Person In The World!!!!
"I am Kendrick I am simply the best I can not lose because the is nothing that I try in which I do not surpass all others. I am the best person of all time. "
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Wherea 1 minute video on youtube seems like 5 minutes real time, 2 minute video seems like 25. This is multiplied exponentially until you reach the 10 minute video cap placed by youtube so they aren't to blame for you dying while watching their site. Thank you technology for giving us all the attention span of a goldfish.
Ex 1:
Dude: "I'll be over in 3 minutes."
Chick: "You live 2 hours away?"
Dude: "3 minutes YTT biotch!"
Ex 2:
Dude: "Damn B, that video on youtube is 4 minutes long?!"
Chick: "This better be a damn good video; I got sammiches to make!"
YTT (You Tube Time)
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Also don't forget Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved".
That movie gave me nightmares for months.
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A decent show on Cartoon Network. Juniper Lee fights to protect her hometown and citizens both human and magical from evil beings. She is "the chosen one", and her family and a talking Scottish puppy give her help and support she needs. It is vastly different from anything else on CN, so despite the lack of more interesting scripts, it fills a void created by the absence of other realistically animated, family friendly shows. It is also very respectful to minorities.
"I like The Life and Times of Juniper Lee. It has some annoying characters and storylines, not to mention a horrid theme song, but good Disney-like animation, light-hearted humour and family themes make it watchable. We haven't seen something like this on Cartoon Network for too long."
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A often phrase often used incorrectly by Democrats. Used to reclaim time that has been transferred to another person to speak/question for them.
Scientist: I'm finished with my specialized questioning now
Competent Congressperson: I'm reclaiming my time to continue questioning on my own
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