Jack Daniels

1) A girl you have a secret crush on.

2) When you like a girl but you don't know if she likes you back.

1) "My Jack Daniels is Emily."

2) "I have a Jack Daniels in my 5th period Algebra class."

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jacking the dog off

The method for feeding the cat when unable to afford to purchase cat food;

Man, I am so broke, I ended up jacking the dog off just to feed the cat!

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Jacking her ankles

Another term for banging a chick.

A) Dude, are you going to Jack her ankles tonight?
B) I jacked her ankles last night.
C) I'm jacking her ankles later after she has a few more shots.

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Jack off January

The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.

"I'm ready for Jack off January!"

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jack off july

You can Jack off all you want in July

Man I’m gonna have fun during jack off july.

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Spicy Pepper jack

When you chop up a hot pepper for dinner and then rub one out. “

Fuck, I forgot and rubbed my eye after chopping up that pepper. 🤔 I hope there’s still time for a Spicy Pepper jack. Pornhub don’t fail me now!

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Jack Massey Welsh

A man who likes to make Tesla videos, shout at children who hack on his Minecraft Server, Skycade and a guy with a subreddit where he views his fans memes, copying PewDiePie. His ideas also get stolen by WillNE, where his videos get put on his second channel. He also has a second channel where he does Minecraft videos and says bloody nourah whenever someone has a hitler skin twice in a row.

child named Muhammad: haha look at me i hack on minecraft server play.skycade.net hahaha
Jack Massey Welsh: stop nooooo
child named Muhammad: shush before i hacker you

Jack Massey Welsh: i eat eggplant if you stop
child named Muhammad: yum eggplant i stop now
Jack Massey Welsh: i no eat eggplant lol. i ban child named Muhammad now
Jack Massey Welsh: /punish childnamedMuhammad
child named Muhammad: no no no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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