Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

On the Meat

A person who is gay

Or, a person who is working or "grinding" (working hard for a prolonged period of time).

"Maybe we should set Jacob up with Marissa"

"I don't think that will work out, he's on the meat"

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

freak meat

Term used and most commonly shown on Celebrity Family Feud. This term means that you are very passionate about someone you love which eventually turns into an act of sex among other things.

Name something that someone would like to do to you from your head to your toe?
"Steve, I'm going have to go with freak meat."

Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.

Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”