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Not brushing your teeth in the morning. "To just sattle up and ride"
"John waynin it today? Just sattle up and ride huh?
a fucking piece of shit that steals all my damn gum
John Beurer is Nicolette Martinez’s little bitch
Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.
Tht was a real john ruddy move
Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you
Man i cant beleive that girl i met off tinder Ron John Browned me last night
A legend of a man, from Co. Mayo, Ireland.
There will never be anyone like John Rooney.
A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.
Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?