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(n) a person who physically / mentally changes themselves in order to adapt to trends in society. (we all know a few of these people, if not more)
i started these brown shoes and my friend went out and bought the same ones. hes a follow fashion monkey.
"dont be no follow fashion monkey!" - Bunny Wailer
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when some retard in yo teachers class says some goofy ahh shit about you to their teacher 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.
2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.
3. Comeback; Witty retort
John: Fuck you, fatass!
Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!
John: . . .
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it means shut the hell up or get out of my way it
jeff : whats up
George: hey why dont you monkey to the other side
jeff: what?!!? fine
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a white furry gargantuan cock that is so good and furry and huge that it can go up your ass out your mouth and in your pussy all at the same time (it’s my favorite thing to do)
furry raper “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have your seen cocklover69’s albino monkey cock!? i fucking love it so very much to shove up my piss whole🤤”
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Is a person who is a forum troll and regardless of whats posted will rate the post the lowest possible ie one star or if possible a negitive amount.
Hey look at the ratings looks like the one star monkey visited us.
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A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.
"I'll be hiring a Bar Mitzvah monkey for Eli's ceremony this weekend."
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