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A cat is a mammal with soft fur who likes milk and may scratch so be careful the can be harmful if they don't receive milk.
whoa look at that black cat... better not cross paths with it!
This type of animal is typically carnivorous and lives in the rain forests of the Middle East. In the Western Hemisphere they are known as “dogs” or “doggos”. The name is misleading and many are confused as to what a cat actually is. A little known fact is in the 18th century, the Duke of Algarathté named this creature “cat” to fight back against the slang that the young folk were using. (They were calling it a dog.) The duke was upset because it was his duty to name things without a name. So he called it a cat. The more you know.
Most people think that it’s a dog, but its actual name is a cat.
Born to kill and fuck up your day.
A Dumbass: I like Cats.
You A Normal person: Cats are demons.
Your Friends Favorite Animal.
It is also the thing you look up gifs for.
''The cat is my Favorite Animal!''
''Yes we know''
A total fatass. Eats all your chicken and dose not give a crap. Will run around screaming at 3 am. Tears up your furniture. Eats your fish or hamsters. Can be cute as a baby but that's pretty much it. They claw you or bite you if you try to snuggle them. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Bob: What a cute cat!
Joe: Yeah but wit until 3 am he's terrible
Hairless dog that is also feisty with sharp claws. Lazy hairless dog