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Similar to dumpster diving but you do it at your own place or a friend's crash pad
Dumpster diving is embarrassingly hobo-like. Choose pantry fishing instead. Even if it's at a community center kitchen.
The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"
B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
Every woman is different and there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Slippin Salmon Sunday
Minnow Monday
Toonie Tuna Tuesday
Whale Wednesday
Trouts be thirsty on Thursdays
Federal Fishes Friday
Floppy Sardine Saturday
So that being said, all bitches are fishes!
A situation where a eagle drops a fish as it flies by and takes out your bathroom window. Despite the laws of physics, gravity and common sense- it happens.
I had a drive-by flying fishing at my house. Bastards got me and broke my window. ‘Merica!
The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.
Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!
A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".