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Jack Johnson

Clique talk heard far too often. Much as when you are told some piece of information as new and enlightening, even though you already know it. often from a drunk-ass.

Person A: You know George Bush El President of Babylon didn’t really win the election & only spreads hate and war

Person B: Piss-off Jack Johnson
Person A: what do you mean
Person B: when I walked in i didn't realise 'Jack lives here'

by house of jack March 13, 2005

4πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Canadian Crackle Jack

Where the man proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female, then during climax, retreated to then return to take a shit in the woman’s vagina. Then the intercourse ceases for many hours until the poo has fully hardened. With this hardening the vaginal cavity is now blocked with poo. The man now proceeds to break that wall with his fists in a quick and powerful uppercut punch. Then the man collects the hardened poo chunks and throws them at the woman's face when she least expects it while yelling crackle jack in Canada.

Dude, I totally Canadian Crackle Jacked my girlfriend last night, she was so surprised.

by Termanalor117 June 25, 2010

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Jack balling

When you willingly cut ur nuts in half and you jack off with them using them as a cock ring

I walked in on my son jack balling...i was so disappointed.

by XxKinkLordxX April 6, 2018

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


three fingered jack

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.

3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar

by Paul July 18, 2003

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jack 'n shit

When u masterbate while taking a crap

Aimed towards boys

Friend: Aye bro what u doing in the bathroom
You: I'm doing a "jack 'n shit"
Friend: better use a Kleenex

by Barkeisha December 27, 2016

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


jack ass whisperer

THE MASTER OF ALL JACKASSES

The Jack ass whisperer is the ultimate master of all people or things not cool!

by What. The January 14, 2014

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


jack in the box shit

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.

" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.

by Mark W Stack January 13, 2008

8πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž