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S L U T. Thinks she owns st mungos PE department.
Who’s got cheesy toes? Aw that’s just miss king X
Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
what you think you are a big man
What do you think you are a king willie?
Dee Dee King is the name Dee Dee Ramone used during his rap phase.
He first released a single titled ‘Funky Man’ in 1987, and in 1989 he released his album ‘Standing in the Spotlight’. His album was a flop and came to be known as a “so bad it was good” album.
Guy 1: My favourite rapper is Dee Dee King
Guy 2: What a wuss
Dee Dee King is the name Dee Dee Ramone used during his rap phase.
He first released a single titled ‘Funky Man’ in 1987, and in 1989 he released his album ‘Standing in the Spotlight’. His album was a flop and came to be known as a “so bad it was good” album.
Guy 1: My favourite rapper is Dee Dee King
Guy 2: What a wuss
A king willy is when you put a bump of coke in your pubes and get a girl to top you off, if she can deepthroat your schmeat successfully and reach the bump with her nose then she gets free coke.
Bro im telling you, if she can do a king willy then she is thr girl for you.