Guy Best Friend

That one guy in your life that your boyfriend hates and is the reason your boyfriend thinks your cheating. If you have one, your very likely to have an irritating boyfriend with him around.

Your bf :Oh who's that?
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!

Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)

The bad guy

A male antagonist.

Ardyn is the bad guy in FFXV.

flower guy

A man who likes flowers.

I like flowers. I’m a flower guy.

swear guy

thats me

me:I am swear guy

Omegle guy

An normally Armenian American who smokes too many blunts even though he isn’t black. Normally wants you to swallow his cum.

I nearly got raped by an Omegle guy

She CLEARLY wants to leave guys

If she didn't want to leave she would have blindly supported her Jewish overlords- UH, I MEAN... Israel... Yeah, Israel's genocide of the guy they have locked in their basement...

Hym "She CLEARLY wants to leave guys! If she didn't she would have just repeated my talking points over and over like everybody else!"

Utilitarian Guy

rejection of material girl, striving for to be like the of
only using what is needed

I'm a utilitarian guy