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He who is also known as (aka) Furbie, Firbie or the Firminator.
That Cunt Wad has fucked up again. Firbie, you Cunt Wad! If you had a brain, you would be dangerous, CUNT WAD!
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CUNT is originally a variation of COUNTRY (girl). 500 years ago, when a young country woman went into the city, she often had to use her sexual skills to survive. This led to the degrogatory use of the abbreviated CUNT to refer to such a women and her vagina. All future uses are derived from this original definition.
Read Shakespere, where he refers to "COUNTRY MANNERS" as a sexual joke about a CUNT.
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"when you crunch some cunt fuckin hood oos cunt you get me"
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A common mental disorder amoungst females. Usually involving irratic, irrational, and unexplainable behavior. Sometimes misdiagnosed with depression or other mood disorders, these females can function at a highly intellectual level of thinking, but yet fall short when it comes to common sense. They Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, thus they acronym C.U.N.T.
Disorder Criteria:
-Irrational response to men
-Altered perception of morals and a distorted value system
-Sex drive (usually involving many and various men)
-Inability to maintain meaningful relationships with one person in a monogamous way.
Judy and Joe just got back from a vacation in Cancun Mexico:
Judy: You never do anything for me and you always treat me like a child
Joe: I just took you to Mexico for vacation and let you do whatever you wanted
Judy: You just did that to have more control over me!
Joe: Are you fucking serious?
Judy has Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome
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WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.
This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.
You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.
That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.
One step up from resting bitch face.
Resting bitch face is usually an inaccurate representation of a woman's demeanor and mood. Many women who have a resting bitch face are actually nice and in a good mood.
This is not so with a resting cunt face. This is the visage of a heinous woman. A woman with a resting cunt face is a woman, who, without any doubt, is indeed, a cunt. You can see the malice in her eyes, and the scorn in her lips. Her pores permeate jealousy and spite and you just know, with complete certainty, that this woman is a nasty piece of work.
Ann Coulter has a resting cunt face. I just want to punch her.
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Some one who is that fat and ugly, they think they have the right to talk shit about others because their life is that boring and unpleasant 1- because they are overweight
2- because they literally need to put others down to feel better about their fat cuntness
Damn you must have fat cunt syndrome
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