Intergalactic God

These are gods who are above humans. They come from the land of the sea urchin doughnut-shaped globe. The one to the left of turtle back island in IT. Right now rumours state that they are living among us, however, no one has ever witnessed them. They are very good at hiding in plain sight and at avoiding suspicion. They are indubdiously very powerful and quintessentially dangerous.

normal human: hi, are you an intergalactic god?

intergalactic god: no

ice god

a bitch and a dick

fuck you ice god!!!!

god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

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god log

Taking a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front yard.

god log

God log- a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front lawn

boomer tha god

God of all, Ruler of none, Cock rings like Saturn.

Hey, that’s Boomer Tha God!!

Dilf God

Dilf God is the God of all Dilfs , this god has already pledged their allegiance to Milf God. If ever encountered by either of them pledge your allegiance.

My Dad got home from church , he said they worship someone called "Dilf God"