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Brick job

When they jerk you off while wearing Lego hands.

I need a good brick job right now.

by NeedOxygenPlease July 12, 2024


job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet

Job Palmer is awesome

by Yonddj December 1, 2020


psych job

A person with psychological problems, especially irrational fears (namely a neurosis).

Most of the women in young adult groups are attractive, kind of hot, and psych jobs.

I wanted to date her until I found out she was a psych job.

by Source of Truth January 8, 2009


between jobs

Polite way of saying dat a guy's dick hasn't gonna any oral or manual "servicing" for a while.

If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.

by QuacksO August 14, 2024


beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

by metchsucks August 30, 2022


Jelly Job

Giving a hand or blow job to a flaccid or non-hard penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after having recieved £20.

by superchubs July 4, 2024


Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.

by superchubs July 4, 2024