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Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!
Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?
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v. Ejaculating in a satisfying or otherwise noteworthy manner, especially if an unusually high volume of semen was produced. If the nut was busted under embarrassing and/or hilarious circumstances, chances are it was a mighty fat nut.
I was jerking off in my room, and right as I was about to finish my mom called me down for dinner, and I yelled "coming!", then started laughing really hard at the double-entendre, but the laughter made me double over and I ended up busting a mighty fat nut all over my brand-new polo shirt.
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Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one
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When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.
Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.
My Glock got them monkey nuts
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it's when you got your dilz in their mouth and you bust a load.
"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"
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This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.
That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!
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