A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!
I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)
Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!
A blow job that never actually happened
"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"
"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."
When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.
I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.
When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.
Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!