Eskamo Job

When one rubs their nose against a penis

Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again

East Job

When you use online dating to meet people that have drugs, then go over to their house and steal the drugs behind their back. Then you sell the drugs and make bank.

“Hey bro you trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with me?”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”

Hoodie Job

A "Hoodie Job" or "Hoodie" is when the hood of the clitoris is used to stimulate her clitoris for sexual pleasure.

A) She got off on the hoodie I give her.
B) We are just getting to know each other so I just give her a hoodie job - she loved it.
C) She was so horny - she gave herself a hoodie while I fucking her.

Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.

Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.

Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.

Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.

Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.

Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.

Cherokee County Nose Job

Must have Eraser sized penis

The sexual act, while in Cherokee County, SC, of a girl going down on you with her nasal cavity doing all of the suction power without imploding her own head.

Man, I just got back from the Cinema 5 with ShaQuitta. My dick is so raw from her giving me a Cherokee County Nose Job.