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Top 5 fart brands

5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.

The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 21, 2018

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Fart can performance exhaust

Called a "fart can" due to the fact that some sound like a fart. An exhaust that's derived from the glasspack exhaust, it has a straight through exhaust tube to provide as much exhaust flow as possible with a large tip. Usually made from steel and titanium. Mostly found on imported vehicles. It contains a fiberglass or steel wool packing (sometimes both) between the exhaust tube (which has holes or baffles to direct the exhaust into the packing) and the outer shell.

"My friend has a fart can performance exhaust on his Honda"
"the fart can is really a glorified glasspack"

"both the glasspack and fart can work on the principle of absorption"

by TheFlacker99 November 15, 2012

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Rinky Dinky Poopy Farts

An underleg fume that has a very faint or amusing sound when produced but a strong, overwhelming odor.

Oh man, I ate a Fiber One bar cause I was plugged and it gave me the Rinky Dinky Poopy Farts!

by StinkyBill November 18, 2010

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festuring vaginal blood fart

The most foul and disgusting epithet a person can bestow on another, as it is foul and disgusting in and of itself.

The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.

You're nothing more than a festuring vaginal blood fart.

by Beavis_H_Christ April 7, 2004

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I'd suck a fart out of that

A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.

Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.

by Assassin5953 September 3, 2017

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shit fart butt sex

when you are having sex and you and your partner are shitting and farting into each others anus.

guess what dude me and Stacy did a shit fart butt sex

by yoyungsu123 February 4, 2022

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get the fart out of here

I need your fart, award a prize before you go..

- by darling i call you tomorrow
- get the fart out of here my love
- farttttttttt!
- hmmm cheese burger?

by Osuruk July 5, 2009

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