Test Meat

Fictional Kurt cobain meat

That’s some real test meat right there

teacher's meat rider

a student that no matter what, gotta snitch. trust me if you live in Quebec and study in a francophone school, that one student will snitch on you cuz you spoke another language.

Guy 1: man i fucking hate Xavier, he's the teacher's meat rider.
Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here.
Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that.
Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!

meat wedge

Slang for a gross, sloppy, beat down dirty twat.

Man, I took this chick back to the hotel last night and beat up her meat wedge.

Meat Condom

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.

I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.

Haitian Meat Smuggler

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner

Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.

Meat Pizza

A meat pizza is when a lesbian woman is flat on the ground and another one covers the one on the floor with their period blood and later shits or vomits on top of the blood covered lesbian. They later lick the bloody shit vomit mess and spit it in each other's vigaina then they lick it out and vomit it in each other's mouth repeatedly.

Girl 1:Hey wanna make a meat pizza~~~
Girl 2:Im not hungry
Girl 1:No not that kind the you know~~~
Girl 2:In that case I am hungry~~~
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

meat lush

any person of promiscuous nature who loves the dick.

Geez that skunk is such a meat lush