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The hole at the tip of the Penis (aka the meatus aka the Pee hole)
That poor prick has gone 13 months without blowing one out of the front eye!
Foreign polish cum that is shot into the eyes of innocent woman to help keep there eyes shut so they don't see a polish hammer enter their Ass at high speeds.
Harris quick she is waking up give her some polish eye glue so I can jam my 3 inch polish jet boat into her brown tightpocket.
When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do
I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other
When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.
I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!
When your nips get hard and you can see it through the shirt and a looks like eyes staring at you.
Bryan: Right now, all I can see are your titty eyes. They are so beautiful and pretty.
The biggest letdown in the history of Humanity
Person 1: “I bought Pumpkin Eye Brawl yesterday, I can’t wait to see him in game, he’ll look so cool!”
Persons 2 and 3: “So how do we tell him?”
Someone who steals something visually by looking at it
That eye thief over there is looking a lot.