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Every woman is different and there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Slippin Salmon Sunday
Minnow Monday
Toonie Tuna Tuesday
Whale Wednesday
Trouts be thirsty on Thursdays
Federal Fishes Friday
Floppy Sardine Saturday
So that being said, all bitches are fishes!
A situation where a eagle drops a fish as it flies by and takes out your bathroom window. Despite the laws of physics, gravity and common sense- it happens.
I had a drive-by flying fishing at my house. Bastards got me and broke my window. ‘Merica!
The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.
Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!
A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".
Someone or several people, who actively fish, think about fishing, or even dream about reeling in Moby d*ck. It is someone who can't just look at a puddle an say dang that's a nice puddle. Fishing goon would be reaching in the back of his truck figuring out what to throw out in this 6 inch deep puddle.
Hey look dad its that crazy old fishing goon, back at it again fishing the drainage sewer.
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a coolidiculous/ positive sarcastic term for skeleton-thin/underweight people
if you look like fish bones, you probably need to eat more fish and go to the gym; but, caveat, don't overdo it