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See the God

God of vision.

A: You know See the God? He saw you and will report you to the college board.

B: I fucking hate that guy, he want to be Carti so bad.

See the God: Jeg skal forfølge moren din.

by Packers2007 March 19, 2022


Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022


Kush Gods

The gods or goddesses taking care of stoners who may be dry. They present offerings during dry times, which manifest as dime bags on sidewalks, or a big nug you find in the carpet.

Dude I found 1g nug in the carpet! Praise the Kush Gods!

by EYELND May 10, 2023


god skin nigga

a god skin from elden gyatts but black and uses gun

im gonna god skin nigga

your ass nigga

by racistniggaaacunm July 13, 2024


Erectuilas, God of Penis

is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

End communication.

Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool

by TheCoolerLeo June 30, 2024


Red apples are God

A person who didn't get added by Chae_kk or Chae_kkk because Red apples are God is to cool for him to understand

Bruh I forgot to add Red apples are God
Oh don't worry he's to cool to understand

by cAN I PUT BALLS IN JAWS September 8, 2021


The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.

Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.

by Vaxazie April 12, 2017