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noun- one who eats penis and has been made a bitch more than once
that puss infected cum bubble stole my seat
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That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.
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“A consensual sexual act which involves getting drunk with the homie, shooting him in the face with 12 gauge buckshot, then cumming into the wound.”
Jason: “You down for a a Drunken Bucky Cum Cannon?”
Samuel: “Yeah, for sure man, no homo right?”
Jason: “Nah, full homo.”
Samuel: “I mean, aight.”
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A diamond chest plate with Projectile Protection 1 and Mending enchanted on it.
dude 1: I got a diamond chestplate
dude 2: well I have a cum-dripping Encanto shirt
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young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.
These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.
In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.
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A magazine with your mom in it.
The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.
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Before engaging is sexual indulgement, you must say your five prayers to allah in arabic. First, you must pray for your meal. Proceed to eat pussy. Next she must pray for her meal. She then sucks dick. You must then pray for your blessed body, and begin to fuck. In turn she prays for mercy. Lastly, for your final prayer, pray for your Martyrdom in the glory of allah. Scream “Allah hu akbar” and finish your mission.
I heard haydon pulled an Islam cum-bomb
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