Rural Dictionary

God-Topper

A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.

Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.

Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”

Ex3 Godtopper

Jim-

Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?

Frank-

“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.

Jim-

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”

by The Book of Grimy -Dizzle July 25, 2022

sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014