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this day is held any day in november 😛
“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”
November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job
His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day
when someone eats the feces of their partner
I did a good poop job
when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.
Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!
which is when additional duties are slowly assigned to you, and then those duties are never relieved from you.
I’m still stuck with this job. because of job creeping.
When somebody pulls on a night out, and takes the person they’ve pulled back to their friend’s place, or wherever their friends are staying for the night.
“You know that girl Dan got with in the club? Well he took her back to Matt’s apartment, where all the lads were staying - proper Oldham Job!”
Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!
Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?
Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job