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When you're so damn lazy you just put cheese on bread and put it in the microwave for 15 seconds rather than toasting it or actually grilling it.
Cornelius: "yo bro, I'm so hungry"
Bob: "bruh we ain't got much for munchies, but if you want you can make a poor-man grilled cheese, dawg."
dez the lez's mother's name for crocs
dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
what lindsay lovessssss
yo i got some american cheese drizzled on my tits..come lick that shit
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White Trash Nachos and Cheese consists of broken taco shells, sprinkled with cheese then microwaved.
I wants me some White Trash Nachos and Cheese!
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A tall male, southern decent living in oklahoma. He is normally black wearing a pic in his hair, and he is very grimy. He likes looking for people all of the time and hiding behind peoples desk in school.
Sentence: Shakey's lookin' for ya
Sentence: Shakey/ shakey cheese is lookin' for ya
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When you dont have a condom but the girl is so horny she still wants to fuck, so you pull out, and you spray your J all over her poon
Guy - oh yeah girl im about to cum
Girl - ok just pull out and put that melted cheese on my taco
Guy - Oh fuck yeah
Girl - Damn im love that warm melted cheese on my taco
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A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.
Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.
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