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the act of, or attempt to co-ordinate, anal sex for the clinically constipated.
note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.
constipation sufferer number one - man i am cramped up and my laxatives only onset my severe genital warts, i wish someone would fuck out my fart
onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.
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Someone who is known widely and talked about frequently for having bad breath. Whenever they get near someone they are told to get a mint or to just leave.
A Fart mouthed toad is usually black haired, average height, and lacking basic hygeine such as showering aswell.
A Fart mouthed toad can also be known for excessivley bad Body Odor. The Body Odor is so rancid that no one can come within 7 feet of them without smelling it, or their bad breath.
Fart Mouthed Toads are usually loners that spend social events playing on their phone or another hand held device.
Their lack of personal hygeine makes them an outcast, yet they do nothing to fix it.
Mouth: Wow, i was just standing next to that Fart Mouthed Toad in line and I had to move to the back it was so bad.
Body Odor: I was running track behind that Fart Mouthed Toad I had to drop back a position so I wouldn't breathe that toxic air.
Loner: Wow that Fart mouthed toad is just sitting in the corner watching ESPN on his phone, does he not know there are girls out here?
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hey look there's jason, he's such an albino baby fart
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Whenever you take a dump and you poop along with make a fart noise that is a result of air in the stomach, possibly heartburn. This fart will last more than ten seconds and is rather loud for a fart. It will sound like a 4 cylinder car shifting gears in fart form. It is possible that you can poop loosely too.
A four banger fart/dump sounds like a four cylinder car shifting gears and is very similar to shotgun pooping, but you do not feel a rush to go to the toilet. This poop will sometimes come out with force. The farting/poop sounds are more of an explaination for this. Four banger/fart dump, shotgun poop ( if there is a pause between the rushed dump as in diaherrea.
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dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.
Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!
me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"
reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About
When someone licks someone else's butt hole or sticks their tounge inside someone else's butt hole
Dude last night I picked up a hooker and I asked her if she would tounge punch the fart box and she did!!!!