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Kyle said he was in arctic monkeys, even though he was not and his friends caught him beige handed.
oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.
His oopma hands are such an eye sore. I told him not to golf so much with the gloves on.
Jacking off while singing show tunes.
Jacking another man off while singing show tunes.
"Dude, I gave myself the best Hand Jig the other day while watching Grease".
" Man I went into the Mens restroom at Barnes and Knobles this morning and witnessed an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig while singing Jailhouse Rock".
It is when your partner, slips their hand in between your legs from the back side and cup your privates.
Refers to alcoholic beverages, particularly a large amount of them.
Jimmy pissed on a tree. He's off the eagle hands.
When someone did something so cringe that you start cringing with or for them (depending on the person).
“Robert gave me second hand cringe”
“What he do”
“He was watching peppa pig in high school”
“Ew now I’m cringing”
Miss_tetsuros Hands are extremely hot and very big, in fact they are 22cm and I wanna date them. Please Artemis choke me with your hands.
Emily : Man I need a new necklace
Me : Use Miss_tetsuros Hands! They will fit perfectly and are hot asf!