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When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other
Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes
when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time
“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”
The eye that is damaged or lost from repeated prodding/poking, or Socket Rocketing.
Jake: Hey Zach, what happened to your eye?
Zach: My continued bad ideas led Paul to socket rocketing me repeatedly until my eye fell out. All I have now is this stupid eye patch.
Jake: Dude, that is one nasty Pirate's Eye
When you push your eyeballs into their sockets with your thumbs and hold it until you see colors and swirls, almost like a totally different dimension.
*Eren holds his thumbs to his closed eyes, pushing inwards*
Asher: What are you doing, Eren?
Eren: Going to the Eye-Push Dimension.
Someone who definitely has a brain disorder but doesn't admit it, because they will get bullied by kids that are much younger then them.
Look at googly-eyes over there pissing in the corner, fucking bozos.
When your drunk girlfriend hits herself in the eye with her phone while trying to activate google assistant.
My girl gave herself a googly eye earlier.
One who eyes specific parts of the female body, specifically sexual areas.
I was getting checked out by this Eye Guy and it was so weird.