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1) You can have a beer wherever you like
2) You can have a spliff wherever you like
3) You can have a line wherever you like
If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."
"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"
The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other
“Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B
1. to live reincarnated as a food of high quality
2. to only eat expensive, rich people food within an entire lifetime- no exceptions
I wish I was rich enough to live a cuisine life, those people never have to hang over the toilet with food poisoning.
In the past l had a cuisine life, the person who ate me had the shiniest white teeth.
you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...
GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!
mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life
A person who always does and never doesn’t. When presented with the opportunity to try something this person is all in. The results often end in more failures than succeses but in the end lead to a richer life and a more rounded person.
Man, That Bill Perkins guy will try anything, he is a P.L.E. (professional life experimenter)
The HATE U BRING JUST GAVE US NEGATIVE LITTLE INFANTS FUCKS EVERYBODY. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I invented and made and created thubjgun life. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.
When you are chasing low-level happines and deny any form of wisdom. Your life is controlled by your endless ego and unwanted emotions. You can't spend a single second in solitude, your mind always need some shitty stimulation. Even a dog has bigger level of emphaty.
Most of the humans never able to use their full potential. They live uncociouss shallow life.