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1. An unusually hot woman who is really fucking annoying, insipid and stupid. The only reason you associate with them is because you're either fucking them or plan to fuck them.
2. The recipient of a cock slap.
1. Howard: That dumb cunt Lisa thinks God is real and likes Michael Bay movies, how can you not release your cobra fury and punch her in the vagina?
Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.
2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?
Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.
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A game involving the world cup.
When an England flag is seen on a car or a house the players must shout "Tiny Penis" (more fun if you do it as loudly as you can). The player who does this first wins. The game is only played while the world cup is in progress. The person who gets the most points wins.
Tiny Penis Game:
*car with a flag goes by*
player one - "TINY PENIS!"
player two - "oh man, i cant believe you got that before me"
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Something you scream when you mess up.
God damnit, I lost. NIGGITY PENIS FUCK!
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Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.
The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"
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A whole is cut into the top of a potato then the hole is filled with cum and someone is forced to eat it
Who wants to play penis potato
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The opposite of a mangina, when a man ejaculates on a womans leg, as the night goes on becomes crusted to skin or garment.
Bitch, thats a fat woman-penis on your yoga pants.
Girl, that woman penis is crusted on your leg!
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The size of a male genital (and Transwomen if we use the cultural term gender), mainly in tetrapods. Dicks are great just like asshole, one for the gay gang.
Person one: Whats the Penis size?
Person two: You are a women, I dont want to let you know. I want to fuck a man
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