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If a guy friend asks to hang out. Another guy may never back out to hang out with a chick. The only acceptable time to back out is if sex is involved. If no sex is involved, the only way for the guy who backed out to repent is to buy the guy who asked to hang out food, beer, or a full tank of gas. If food, beer, or a full tank of gas is not bought, it is acceptable to shun the guy who backed out for a maximum of 24hrs. But this action is not required. It is also acceptable to give him shit for it. But if the guy who backed out tells you to 'Fuck off', the guy who asked to hang out must cease the shit talking immediately, and never bring it up again.
Example A:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, but I scored last night! And she was a straight 10/10"
"BRO NO FUCKING WAY! GOOD SHIT MY GUY!"
Example B:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, let's go to the bar. On me. I know the guy code"
"Alright bet. I'll be over in 15 mins."
Example C:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, I almost scored last night. But we can hang some other time."
"Sorry man, yesterday was my day off. I can't for another 3 days. And you know the guy code"
That guy (or gal)! Typically a neighbor. Always knows YOUR best course of action. Appears less intelligent than the "what I would have done" guy (usually not on location).
Whilst trying to figure out the assembly of a swing set you nosy neighbor peeks in to explain the obvious. Once again he proves to be the ultimate what your going to want to do guy.
A rather weird person who always eats anever gains weight and shouts rarrr uncontrolably. He also likes to suck thy cock.Check Check da konnay
'Wow that roy guy boy is so gay he is so thin i think i could pick my teeth with him'
The guy that no one likes, but still talk to
Hey look, it’s that fucker guy
When you feel for someone that wants to do something but they can't you say free the guy.
"Want to play tomorrow?"
"I can't because I my boss wanted me to work tomorrow."
"oh free the guy."
sex.
Ry Guy Jones HUGE.indapants.hashtag
Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"