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When you cup your fart in your hand and then cover someone’s face with the same hand
Yo bro chill don’t red eye me you just ate Mexican
When Dani gags so hard her eye blood vessel pops
Dani was being fucked so hard she got red eyes
A dude can get a red eye when he has sex with a girl right before her period, he pulls it out and the tip has a little bit of blood on it.
Bro, I was banging this girl and she must have been about to start her period because I pulled it out and my dick had a red eye.
After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.
Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.
Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.
Person 1: I can't fall asleep
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because of my screen eyes