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Hym "What would it take for ME to be the other guy? What kind of qualities would I have to have? What are the qualities of the guys she's already fucking? It isn't... Pfft... It isn't fatcock is it? Is it fatcock? Maybe kickboxer with a million dollars? Does she want to fuck my Imaginary Frankenstein!? YOU THE ME AND ANDY IS THE RETARD TO YOU! Andy is YOUR fatcock retard! Seriously, I'm not trying to gish-gallop but the format of this thing I'm doing makes it impossible not to gish-gallop. I genuinely want to know. What qualities does a man have to have to be the other guy in your relationship?"
Guy : im DTB these hoes trifilin
Guy 2 : wrdd to da guys bradie
A song written to show how emo Billie Eilish for 3 minutes and 14 seconds.
"It's more bad guy than tiktok challenges like setting yourself on fire and dying"
Me: *squirts ketchup*
Random man eating corn dog: Mmm, damn.
Me: Guy for ketchup